So Kawaii omg

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

  • post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
  • you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
  • no more selfies allowed
  • blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
  • heroin will be legalized
  • george bush will become president again
  • stock market will crash
  • korea will blow the US up
  • world war 3

(via ohlavieboheme)

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

(via theramboner)

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

(via no-need-to-be-alone)

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

(via no-need-to-be-alone)

emily-adomestic:


Is that a knife in your pants or are you just happy to… Oh shit. It is a knife.

emily-adomestic:

Is that a knife in your pants or are you just happy to… Oh shit. It is a knife.

(Source: trollingchannel, via out-gayed-myself)

trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

(via no-need-to-be-alone)

fuckinadi:

sadie—talks:

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:
The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years. We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago. In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.
This isn’t sustainable.

Always reblog.

fuckinadi:

sadie—talks:

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

Always reblog.

(Source: astroandscience, via no-need-to-be-alone)

catsbooksandtheholylance:

ABOMINATIONS - set 2!

Marodra and Caterbra!

its offical, Marodra is my favourite of the ones ive done :) i love lionfish, so i thought I’d try and use them for the fins.

seriously guys, it’s so much fun!

(via theramboner)

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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(via the-last-twerk-lord)

Unusual Date Ideas

courffeyrac:

theconsultingbadwolf:

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If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them

i want to do all of these

ALEX

(Source: 9GAG, via theramboner)

frosty-butt:

drawing hands

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drawing the nose

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drawing the other eye

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drawing backgrounds

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(via derangedlychan)