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post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day

you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it

no more selfies allowed

blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted

heroin will be legalized

george bush will become president again

stock market will crash

korea will blow the US up

world war 3

(via ohlavieboheme)

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew

(via theramboner)

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

(via no-need-to-be-alone)

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

(via no-need-to-be-alone)

emily-adomestic:

Is that a knife in your pants or are you just happy to… Oh shit. It is a knife.

(Source: trollingchannel, via out-gayed-myself)

trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

(via no-need-to-be-alone)

fuckinadi:

sadie—talks:

infinitylooper:

Something to think about:

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

This isn’t sustainable.

Always reblog.

(Source: astroandscience, via no-need-to-be-alone)

(Source: suzannecantdraw, via choriarty)

catsbooksandtheholylance:

ABOMINATIONS - set 2!

Marodra and Caterbra!

its offical, Marodra is my favourite of the ones ive done :) i love lionfish, so i thought I’d try and use them for the fins.

seriously guys, it’s so much fun!

(via theramboner)

pleatedjeans:

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basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006

i wasnt even alive in 2006

why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

(via the-last-twerk-lord)

(Source: godlovesfags, via drillbot)

(Source: youarebritish, via amesadoodle)

Unusual Date Ideas

courffeyrac:

theconsultingbadwolf:

If anyone were to take me on a date like this I would probably fall immediately in love with them

i want to do all of these

ALEX

(Source: 9GAG, via theramboner)

frosty-butt:

drawing hands

drawing the nose

drawing the other eye

drawing backgrounds

(via derangedlychan)

So Kawaii omg

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

So Kawaii omg

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years. We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago. In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.

The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.
We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.
In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.